Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 18, 2022
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sour patch slut

She sucked me off for a bag of sour patch kids, she a sour patch slut for sure!
by Baerinatux February 09, 2019
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slut clump

/slət kləmp/

noun: derogatory

1. A group of closely packed promiscuous women.

2. A group of closely packed women with low standards of cleanliness; many sexual partners.

synonyms: slut cluster, slut circle
The slut clump dancing on the yacht drew a crowd of spectators.
by Goose & Mav July 22, 2017
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slut eyes

When a group of friends is out and about and they see a dog with some real What A Chad like behaviour, so they have to shame the dog by making a comment loud enough that the owner can hear it and carry the shame of the dog.
Person 1: Ew, that dog has total slut eyes.

Person 2: Ew, yeah gross
by MissCathM May 08, 2018
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abso-slut-ly

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 22, 2024
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Altar Slut

An altar girl who is filled with lust, is very sexually promiscuous and willingly sleeps with whomever she can get in bed with.
That Altar Slut Mary has slept with every altar boy in the congregation and even some of the altar girls.
by KinkyCatholicGirl September 19, 2020
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pocket size pocket slut

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HAVE SEEN THIS POCKET SIZE POCKET SLUT ON SNAPCHAT SHES A SQUIRTER
by Katdaddy666 September 08, 2021
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