showing your ass

This means that you are being extra, doing something you don't usually do to appeal to others, often pissing off or making your other friends uncomfortable

Jessica, you were really showing your ass to impress people at that party. Chill out.

by GottaLoveSarcasm April 27, 2017

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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

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the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

by Stoner October 18, 2004

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shut your ass

another form of "shut up", similar to "shut your mouth" or "shut your face."

- I won the lotto yesterday.
- Bullshit, shut your ass.

by KRHimself June 25, 2005

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Paint your Wagon

The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.

"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."

by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009

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bless your heart

This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.

Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.

by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017

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