"Bro do you know what day it is?"
"No what?"
"It's National Maid Day! Let's go be gay and say baka"
"Jerry what the fuck it wrong with you"
"No what?"
"It's National Maid Day! Let's go be gay and say baka"
"Jerry what the fuck it wrong with you"
by GuysMaidThingIsJustAPhase May 3, 2021
Get the National Maid Day mug.The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”
-Jim Jefferies
-Jim Jefferies
by LiamTW March 31, 2021
Get the Anal Sex Day mug.Vegetarian Day is much like the renowned Last Days where vegetarians finally overcome the oppression inflicted by carnivores. On Vegetarian Day, vegetarians gather in citys' central business districts cbd and conduct a ritual mass murder of carnivores.
Many vegetarians spend Vegetarian day killing carnivores in a similar way carnivores cruelly murder cows, sheep, pigs etc.
by Carnivore subjected to cruelty May 7, 2011
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A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.
by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017
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