Had a pro-job last night.
Sweet!
Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
Sweet!
Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!
by Shuaman October 4, 2018
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Get the Glow-job mug.A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
by Sakldoodles June 2, 2018
Get the Tit Job mug.When one male performs oral sex on another male as a practical joke. Usually the act is followed up with one male saying "totally pranked you bro", therefore not making it a homosexuality act.
Male 1: "I totally tricked Steve into letting me suck his dick"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"
Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
Male 2: "isn't that a little gay?"
Male 1: " Nah dude, it was a prank job. Totally not gay"
by Cornbuts June 3, 2018
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Get the Glow Job mug.A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
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