fish-cheese-dirtity

the most pungent female genitalia can possibly become

Abdul: Woah that reaks! When was the last time you washed that!?

Lola: You're supposed to wash it?

Abdul: Uh.. YEAH! That is just fish-cheese-dirtity. I shall depart now. Farewell.

by glandular poet January 15, 2012

cheese-whiz

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.

"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."

by Andon September 8, 2006

Hot Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich, in most cases, intricately decorated with two slices of Kraft american cheese slices. Prepared over an open flame. Spatula(s) must be used.

I fried him up a hot cheese sandwich.

by Zechs77 January 24, 2005

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

Double Cheese Burger

To shove both fists and arms into the anus. A deep double fisting.

See Burger

Steve got his. He went to prison and his cellmate gave him a Double Cheese Burger. He basically became the guy's hand-puppet.

by The Wonderboy August 31, 2005

russian slice of cheese

When one wraps a slice of american cheese are the head region of the cock. Grab a turtle shell insert it into the anal crevice, and drive your cheesy head up that slut ass bitch's piss hole.

Clix gave Skiz and Stunt a russian slice of cheese

by Clix/Neon/Coty January 28, 2009

Mafia Cheese Effect

The act of the male gender excreting semen in and around the female genetalia. The semen is left for several weeks until it has morphed from a thick paste to a solid film and can be peeled off. The term 'Mafia' - is unsure why it has been used for this act.

'My wife just peeled off her mafia cheese effect after two weeks of us goin at it'

by Scrotum Feature October 16, 2008