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The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019
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Throwing a rock in your treads

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.
*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.
by PorkTower December 4, 2024
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dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock

an idiom warning to be aware of ones vulnerabilities and limitations and to avoid self-sabotaging situations. The idiom draws inspiration from 'dont throw bricks in a glass house' and Jack Glasscock-- a 20th century American baseball player who himself coined the phrase 'Charley Horse'.
You're literally the most socially anxious person I know, I dont know why you keep doing these speed-dating events. You know what they say, Dont fuck rock pussy with Glasscock.
by Minty7 February 9, 2024
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Rocked

When something is really funny. Deriving from the physical action of leaning backwards or forwards when laughing at something.
That's so funny I ROCKED!
by Whitty88 January 15, 2020
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Dumber than a box of rocks

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!
by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022
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tick tock rock dock

swaying the car and fogging it's windows, or making some new life, ahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh mmmmmmmm slurp
Girl: hey boy, you wanna tick tock rock dock tonite?
Boy: Oh yeah babe, lets tick tock rock dock
by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018
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shag on a rock

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!
by Sharpken April 8, 2025
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