The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date, give her a sweater, come on! It’s December 3!
“I still remember the third or December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan
Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?
Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?
by Thatweirdflamingo December 3, 2020
Get the December 3mug. Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December
by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019
Get the Decembermug. by Gayboy1773 December 21, 2019
Get the December 21mug. Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
Get the No dick Decembermug. Person 1: I like you so much, we’re such good friends.
Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.
Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.
Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.
Croatian Person: Well if we’re such good friends, you should buy me a $1869.95 A20 Aviation Headset from BOSE.
Person 1: What? Why? That’s too much money.
Croatian Person. Well, it’s December 21st Day! You have too. Or it’s racist.
by Dr.Montgomery December 20, 2022
Get the December 21st Daymug. a day to hate crime ur best friend for fun by posting an awful brutal diabolical sent from satan terrible photo of them.
by daddydickdick27 November 23, 2021
Get the December 15mug. by Meatyjuulpod December 2, 2019
Get the December 4thmug.