Back camera ghost

Awkward roommate who appears in webcam, phone calls, and any real social meeting with other awkwardly

My roommate jim showed up naked when I was on Skype with my dad, he's such a back camera ghost

by Iamfish February 21, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2015

Bloodhound Back Door

When you're making love to a woman and you look down and notice she has just gotten her period, so you pull outand put it in her butt.

Dude! I was banging Penny and I looked down and blood was everywhere! I had to bloodhound back door it!

by PENNY PEN May 18, 2015

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a man's bumpy spine to get off and leaves a snail smile trail.

Kim says "Can we get it on tonight?"
Chris replies "I don't want to but you can ride my spine to get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, I wish you could get crazy and do some missionary, this smile spine action is getting old."

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

by Sexydimma May 31, 2015

Short Back and Forget About It

Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!

Nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a Short Back and Forget About It

by Ste Thor June 26, 2015

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015