by mainmandre November 23, 2024
Get the chill guymug. A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.
Fucking Guy Hecker
I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.
What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.
Fucking Guy Hecker
I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.
What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.
Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game
Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?
Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?
by ◉ ‿ ◉ August 15, 2021
Get the Guy Heckermug. A "Nice Guy (TM)" is a man who thinks being a basic human being with a brain, means he should receive sex or something romantic from her. Basically just a horny asshole.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.
by s3np4i b4t July 7, 2022
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by ywBoys October 22, 2019
Get the Jerk Off a guy Novembermug. by Sharice June 13, 2023
Get the pencil type of guymug. An unexpected dude who just judges people by saying "oH! He'll never get a gf" And just spits out his cereal by glow up
by YEREMEL December 30, 2021
Get the Cereal guymug.