Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

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Taco box

An event or gathering that has all or most of the attendees as females. The opposite of a sausage party.

There is no men here. This is starting to look like a taco box .

by Kukaku Shima October 24, 2019

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Hot box

The act of farting , sharting , or shitting, or otherwise creating an extremely pungent smell in a small enclosed space shared with someone else, and then disabling all possible ventilation, escaping and blocking all escape routes before the others notice, then listening (and possibly watching) their suffering as they try in vain to escape. A great way to end any relationship one might have with someone.

Bro 1: Dude, I hot boxed Julia at Malcolm's party yesterday.

Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?

Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.

Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.

Bro 1: Oh shit!

by A real fking god. November 4, 2019

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