Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.

"That's one wild woman"
"Shes my Emmie Joe"

by GrossGreenDino August 1, 2022

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Joe

Don't ask who Joe is. It's a joke friends make quite often. it starts like this: #1 The friend says something that includes joe #2 the friend asks who is joe #3 the friend says joe mama

Alex: "Hey dude Joe's party was awesome, why didn't you come?"

Michael: "Who is joe?"

Alex: "Joe Mama!"

by ii_LilFroggy1235 December 2, 2019

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Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

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