Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
by Coop poop March 03, 2021
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Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.
Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte
by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024
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premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass
Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.
by pooperforlife February 24, 2016
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Poop-scum

A person who is acting like an idiot or being a total freaking jerk.

My friend in elemtary school always told me I was being a poop-scum when I teased her at recess.
When I was driving today some poop-scum cut me off and then gave me the finger.
by Xaque Jiblets May 22, 2021
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Poop Tobogan

The action of toboganning down a large slope and wiping out or falling off 1/2 down the hill but continuing to maintain downhill momentum great enough to release ones bowels during the momentum down the rest of the slope.
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We were neck and neck in the race until she had a poop tobogan and crossed the finish line.
by Pitzer February 01, 2007
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Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo April 16, 2018
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