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Meat

1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.

2.) Bad for you

3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: “I’m craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.”
Person 2: “You’re eating an animal.”
Person 1: “We are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
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Meat salad

An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.
I'm starving! I want a meat salad for dinner!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
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Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.
" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."
by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020
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Mr Meats

A word in which one uses to explain a morbidly obese British male teacher that is severely addicted to fast food.
John - damn why is that teacher so fat
Jack - I don’t know but he looks like a Mr Meats
John - oh that explains it
by SalimAhmedYoussef December 5, 2020
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Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck
guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!
by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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on the meat bone

when you're really smart
"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"
by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020
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