Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

Poop

Poop is went you got to go to the bathroom and shit

I need to go poop

by by...um I don’t know May 12, 2021

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea

“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”

by black nugget February 28, 2019

Poop-Shoed

when a person or persons receives inferior drugs (particularly marijuana) from their dealer while still having to pay premium prices.

Chad: "Check out this bag I just got"
Tony: "Dude... You just got poop-shoed. This shit sucks."
Chad: " Fuck you Tony"

by Jackie Rabbit February 19, 2011