Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 31, 2024
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Meat Syrup

Mom pass me the meat syrup.
BITCH!
by Juoce January 06, 2018
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meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it
I'm a meat fucker
by Hobojoseph April 04, 2018
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meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.
"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!
by Crey November 14, 2013
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Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger
"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"
by Tanya pigweed November 02, 2014
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Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger
"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"
by Tanya pigweed November 02, 2014
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