Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
by Pisscent March 19, 2025
Get the Jamesmug. by kamithewami June 28, 2025
Get the jamesmug. An Indian who brags about his fictional bank account and status, has never seen a vagina outside of his monitor, rips off "Andrew Tate" and other manosphere grifters.
by Legoat's Uncle April 10, 2025
Get the Legoat Jamesmug. James is James. He is smart, handsome, clever and witty. He's the best friend you'll ever have. He's an awesome individual and "someone who has the ego the size of a lake, but a heart to match it..." He has lots of money and is a bit spoilt, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he never hesitates to not share. He's funny and strong. He's extremely brave. He has this selfless generosity that people envy, and he's filled to the brim with kindness and love. He can't ever keep his mouth shut from the secrets you tell hi, especially if it's a crush. He prioritizes your happiness above everything else and is super supportive. He has a boyish charm that'll surprise you. He's boisterous and very loving. He's loud, rumbunctious and very boastful. He's egoistical, clumsy and a bit oblivious. He loves his friends and will do anything for them. He's a really good friend. His laugh and his smile light up his whole face and will make you smile. He's a very thoughtful and loyal person and when he chooses a friend, he'll never leave you. He has beautiful eyes, and glasses. If he likes you, he'll try and be arrogant to impress you. Don't take it to heart though. He'll grow out of it. He is very gallant, and is fiercely loyal, loving and brave. Don't let go of him. You'll regret it
by one_day_gry_go October 7, 2022
Get the Jamesmug. james is a good person, but people misunderstand him. james was my first love. he turned into a bad person this past year. i hope that james knows how to treat other girls the same way that he treated me. he used to be so nice, gentle, caring, and loving, but he isn’t like that anymore. i hurt james a lot, but i have changed since then. i hope that he’ll realize it and give me another chance
Friends: “Have you talked to James lately?”
Me: “No, we don’t talk to eachother anymore.”
Friend: “Good, after you two broke up he hasn’t been a good person.”
Me: “You don’t understand..”
Me: “No, we don’t talk to eachother anymore.”
Friend: “Good, after you two broke up he hasn’t been a good person.”
Me: “You don’t understand..”
by iamnotlivelaughloving August 5, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. To do a James is to have anal sex with three other men, You have to be a man to be able to do a James. Everyone also has do be covered in butter and it has to take place at 2:23 at night in an orphanage on a Monday and one of the men must be holding an aborted fetus.
by M@llymoo1 March 20, 2022
Get the a Jamesmug. James Charles is a makeup guru, and one of the gayest people ever, but in a good way...he's known for his internet meme as flashback Mary, and now has a youtube channel with 25.7 million subscribers! He's also known for scandals, and feuds with Jeffree Star.
Charli D'amelio: Today i'm joined with one of my best friends James Charles!
James Charles: Hi Sisters!
James Charles: Hi Sisters!
by GAYtorade March 29, 2021
Get the James Charlesmug.