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Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.
by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020
mugGet the Double barrel shart barfmug.

National double tap day

On December 6 you shall double tap a girlfriend or whatever
by Flexgod 456 December 5, 2019
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Yo bro, Prepare for Trouble, Make It Double during the commercial breaks or give the remote to someone who will
by jsorcan August 10, 2019
mugGet the Prepare For Trouble, Make it doublemug.

Reverse Double Stuffing (RDS)

Its where a man Pounds a girl so hard to the point of vaginal prolapse, then the man turns around and gets in doggy position, while the girl wraps rubber bands around her prolapsed vagina, and also uses a sex toy pressure pump to make her clit swell and long. Then what follows is that the girl double penetrates the man.
Hey honey, want to spice things up? We can try the Reverse Double Stuffing (RDS) tonight.
by Mr.Magix November 5, 2020
mugGet the Reverse Double Stuffing (RDS)mug.

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.
1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018
mugGet the Double Dumpster Camel Wedgemug.

Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem
She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!
by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022
mugGet the Double Negative Gay Theoremmug.

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