Flow-to-bro ratio

How much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10. A bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. The ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a ":" and then the word flow. Ex. 6:Flow
Bro 1: Dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

Bro 2: I agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

Bro 1: Thats too bad, I thought he would be more of a bro...
by Fruitsnackstothemax August 26, 2013
mugGet the Flow-to-bro ratiomug.

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
mugGet the bros before hoesmug.

bro-ho

Bro:hey wanna go surfing?

Dude:no, i'm going to my girls house.

Bro:Hey, Bro-ho
by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009
mugGet the bro-homug.

Bro-totype

Man who publically Bro-hugs at every available chance he gets thinking it's an original and sincere show of affection
No example needed for bro-totype
by My Pal Al July 6, 2017
mugGet the Bro-totypemug.

Bro-ditus

A type of brain damage resulting in being around a certain dum dum named " Broden. "
I am suffering from a bad case of the Bro-ditus.
by gregory III October 2, 2023
mugGet the Bro-ditusmug.

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..
Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...
by Packety2023 April 16, 2024
mugGet the Packet Bromug.

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