Poop

It’s just poop 💩

Me: Hey I gotta poop

Mom: Go then..
Me: I WILL!

by Jill 💕 June 25, 2019

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Pooping porn

When you just want to eat shit

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit

by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.

My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!

by Farting definitions July 5, 2021

Poop

An Gooey substance that comes out of your butt

I had a big poop in the morning

by God_234 July 31, 2020

Poop

A delicious snack

I love eating poop

by Karmaha August 26, 2021

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024