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A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.
When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!
Never attempt to Self operate
Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me
Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!
by TheOGtruthteller January 12, 2024
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
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