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Fake friend

Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you
I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends
by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021
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Specific Friend

Two people who usually start off as acquaintances and find common ground in the most fundamental spheres so much so that all the differences between them that they discover in the course of knowing each other, stop mattering and only start drawing them further towards each other in the most amusing yet deeply rooted manner.

They then transition from becoming friends to something that put the words 'friend' and even 'best friend' to shame and effortlessly at that. Neither time, distance nor arguments of all sorts- that of a silly nature to something pretty serious, nothing can shake it off and the process of figuring out those arguments only go on to strengthen the bond that already existed.

This specific friendship includes emotions that cannot be explained, but only be felt in outbursts so strong that it hurts parts of the body that were thought to not exist. It includes a passion for togetherness which cannot be measured in any form except some sentimental and explicit emojis.

This specific friendship can survive the most grueling of circumstances and make you feel at complete 'shanti' as it gets, thus its nothing less than one in a 'mil'.

It also leads to several fights, sleepless nights but ultimately exclusive rights.

This kind of friendship is a constant.
It cannot be generalized or replicated, hence it is very specific.
For example: AnA are not the best of friends. They are very specific friends.
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A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.
Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.
by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021
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Best Friend

Guy 1- Wanna go Cliff diving
Guy 2- You're my best friend, of course
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Best Friend

A best friend is someone that stays by your side, no matter what happens. I pity you for not having one because you searched this in a dictionary. But even tho I have no experience of friends in general whatsoever I still know this simple fact.
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Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Fairweather friend

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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