by Christopher Robert Nelson October 17, 2008
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Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
by Lord069 August 26, 2011
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A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!
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by Alistair & Alex April 3, 2009
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He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.
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by Miranda Penguin October 11, 2007
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2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
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Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
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