cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021

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Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.

Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

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Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 8, 2020

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Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or

person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?

by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

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