Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.
1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!
by BrewskeiBaby April 29, 2018
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double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo
I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.
by Unity Boom April 21, 2022
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double-headed prawn (dhp)

describes wimminz with bad heads AND bad bodies
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn

dhp for short
bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)
by mazouie September 13, 2013
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The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.
Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.
by BuRnZy187 September 08, 2014
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Double barrel shart barf

When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Baby let's do a double barrel shart barf tonight.
by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020
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Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem
She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!
by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022
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