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chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys
The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.
by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015
mugGet the chapel meatmug.

Butch Meat

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.
by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011
mugGet the Butch Meatmug.

guy meat

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.
by Douchebag November 8, 2017
mugGet the guy meatmug.

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.
I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.
by Conquifftador April 2, 2025
mugGet the Meat filofaxmug.

meat scrunchie

I couldn’t put it in, he had a meat scrunchie
by Asssssfirndbs May 25, 2021
mugGet the meat scrunchiemug.

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