Meat tap

To hit one with the meaty part of your cock.
"Albert, I'm gonna Meat tap Alex."
by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024
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Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.
"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"
by Meat tap champ February 27, 2024
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golden meat

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.
by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013
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Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023
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Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
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meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.
Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."
by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014
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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
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