A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.
I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.
by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021
Get the Fox News derangement syndromemug. by syafinaz? October 13, 2023
Get the Yyxy new member is HyeJimug. A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
by Endorsedbagel December 31, 2022
Get the Late New Years Kissmug. When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.
by jstringy October 14, 2011
Get the New Hoe-stess Syndromemug. A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.
"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"
"in other news, the sky is blue"
by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021
Get the In other news, the sky is bluemug. by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020
Get the National New Friends Daymug. When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.
Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.
Jane filed a restraining order.
Jane filed a restraining order.
by crabwieners October 7, 2018
Get the New York Poop Exchangemug.