One Bad Mother

when someone is simply a bad ass.

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!

by Nasty Fish October 16, 2012

one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

Taking a quiet one

when you take a break from something or stay home.

"Eugene you wanna go out tonight" " no I'm gonna stay home and taking a quiet one"

by a slice of bread May 14, 2012

Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.

"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."

by Yung Phil July 29, 2012

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011

Thanks, one way!

Thanks, one way! Is a statement or response to one person that only thinks of themselves.

Person 1- I just took the last piece of pizza.

Person 2- Thanks, one way!

by Hankscolts June 28, 2011

One-eyed Flamingo

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.

After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!

by YoCaptain June 15, 2023