National fuck your ex day

A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!

Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?

by Cyylic October 3, 2022

National Punch Medium People Day

Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)

Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!

by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020

National fuck your ex day

March 23rd

National fuck your ex day.

It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.

Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”

Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”

Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”

by LivinLikeLarry22345 March 6, 2022

National Post Your Bf Day

national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this

Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends

by bugggzzzzzzzz July 31, 2022

national i love u day

U text ur crush or gf and say I love u and if u see them that day give Dem a big hug or even if it's a best friend

Today is national I love u day

by 2k_savage April 24, 2020

National Ooga Booga Rat Day

June 12th is National Ooga Booga Rat Day! Celebrate Rats all over the world by speaking in the ancient language of the ooga booga rat tribe. Honor the ancient Ooga Booga Rats by celebrating this day!

Today is National Ooga Booga Rat day, Im going to start chanting in the Ooga Booga rat language.

by WilbyWilbur March 22, 2021

National Pick Up Rachel Day

on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.

I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day

by Orange_cheerio October 23, 2020