Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

karl philip

Karl philip Big dicks and balls Huge muscles

Karl Philip use his balls to do anything

by Gryllux December 12, 2016

national philharmonic

A sex position in which a girl undergoes anal from 50-60 emotionless middle-aged Japanese men.

I was thinking we'd go out for dinner and then get national philharmoniced behind the in n out burger

by The postmaster general April 24, 2017

adam phillips

A picture of your poop that you send to all of your friends.

Did you see his Adam Phillips! It was so nasty!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

Jean Philibert Douze

He's the son of Bling Daddix, a great guy on Discord

Ow ! Who's this guy ?!
That's Jean Philibert Douze !
I SEE NOW ! HE'S MY GOD !

by Rezni January 16, 2018

andré philippe

Coolest people ever. Sexy hot

Gjhdhgjd gg andré Philippe

by Ghfyjfjmuyyuf November 15, 2017

Hot Philly Special

When someone eats shit from a police horse during a post Super Bowl riot.

"Eat it! EEEaaaat Iiiit!" screamed the crowd. The drunk in the Randall Cunningham jersey took the dare, got down on his hands and knees, and took an enormous bite of horse shit. Geno's Steaks added the Hot Philly Special to the menu the next day.

by The Mocker2 February 10, 2018