both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

national hold hands day

april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk

“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day”

by masterflex3000 April 16, 2019

Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017

Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 8, 2025

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022