slap a hoe day

On October 15 slap a hoe

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day

by Hahhahlol123 October 14, 2019

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.

She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off

by Domo😘 June 9, 2020

EnJ All Day

Phrase coined by Award Winning Hip Hop show host's Dj E and Dj J

New music,New News,New Swag, New Everything = EnJ All Day

Bro1- The EnJ show was slapping last night!!!
Bro2- You already know this, Its EnJ ALL DAY!!!!!

by MusicDoctor December 1, 2011

National Otter Day

A holiday celebrated every 3rd Thursday of October to show appreciation for Otters.

Otters really need more appreciation man.

Bro they have a day. National otter day

by Chef Sid October 16, 2019

Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021

Anal Sex Day

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies

by LiamTW March 31, 2021