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cheese fuck

when u make whoopee in swiss cheese.

Cheese Sandwich 

someone that is a complete douche bag.
1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

cheese log 

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.
Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.
cheese log by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

cheese doodle 

a very large clitoris. Resembling a small penis.
Joe- dude that wrestler China is hot!!
frank- yeah but she's got a cheese doodle
Joe- eww

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

cheese table 

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.
cheese table by Iz Markie May 20, 2003