E-Moo

Something your retarded mom says

Mom: I dont like your black eyeliner you look like a E-Moo
Me: Do you mean emo??

by daisy95 August 17, 2011

e-mportant

Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.

- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.

- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!

- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!

- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...

by el patron himself October 21, 2011

E-nonymous

A person who sends derogatory e-messages on blogsites behind the curtain of anonymity

He's just an e-nonymous person. A e-mouse even, ignore him.

by vivauganda December 11, 2011

Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.

Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011

E-Bay Hangover

Next day regret from an E-Bay purchase.

"Yesterday I bought a fairing bracket on E-Bay. Now I have an E-Bay Hangover trying to pay for it."

by Pirate 2112 October 31, 2011

douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.

A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."

by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011

e-thropomorphizing

When someone gives human traits to a computer, program, website or other piece of technology.

" ARRGH! My computer is so retarded!"
" Dude, it's just a machine. Stop e-thropomorphizing it."

by TimeLordFez November 10, 2011