positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

Sus G

A homie or a G who vehemently and vigorously claims to be straight, but that vigour makes the whole situation a lot more sus.

"I am straight as fuck!"
"The fact that you are so adamant about it, is kinda sus G..."

by big_tc96 April 20, 2023

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

double g-yat

the absolute worst way of saying somebody looks hot

hooooolllyyy shit she got that double g-yat

by og original gangster September 15, 2023

Flabby G

Short for flabbergasted. Meant to convey utter astonishment.

Full phrase: "Totally flabby G."

"I can't believe she said that!"
"Yeah man. I was totally flabby G."

by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025

Chris-c(g)o

The art of stirring the pot with a bunch of Chief’s, then vanishing into your newly renovated room for no one to see you leave.

Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!

by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019

Big G

That female friend you get high as fuck with and have deep conversations until you can’t remember what you’re taking about

Yo big g you tryna blow?

by Jiggyjack112 August 14, 2019