A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004
Get the cum guzzling road whoremug. by G. Jones October 7, 2006
Get the cum sucking gutter slutmug. by Phil Buster April 2, 2012
Get the cum-guzzling gutter whoremug. The act of jacking a kangaroo off, collecting it's cum, feeding it to a baby, retrieving the vomited cum, and baking it with the sliced foreskins of African-American infants. Often served with blended food stamps mixed with E. coli and diarrhea as a beverage.
Wow... your lunch smells so good, what is it? Oh, it's just my granny's recipe for kinky kangaroo cum casserole.
by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017
Get the Kinky kangaroo cum casserolemug. A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.
This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.
This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.
I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done
by TotesKrae August 11, 2012
Get the Two Finger Tsunami Cummug. by Notowen696969 October 11, 2019
Get the Cum guzzling thunder cuntmug. The ultimate retort to any namecalling. This one usually puts a stop to the arguing, since there's such a confused look on the other person's face...
Robert: You're an asshole.
Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
by poeticsong725 April 10, 2011
Get the Cum-infested herpes soremug.