poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

poop gang

poop gang is one of most dangerous gangs in the world you can find these gangs normally located in Wilton CT.

Hah told me not to tell you this but poop gang

by Aidan cruckshank November 14, 2019

poop

cum

i love poop on my cum

by sosiges January 21, 2021

Shit poop

a Shit poop is when someone poops inside someone elses poop inside someones mouth

carrey loves it when i give her the shit poop

by Carrey Shit Poop September 28, 2021

ink poop

Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.

Mom, I have ink poop!

by BFF coworkers January 19, 2014

Poop nugs

Referring to cannabis, when your buds are the size of rabbits poop.

Poop nugs don't have to be worse bud, but can be due to the large concentration of stems and leaves when the nugs are tiny.

"Hey man can I get a nug?"
"Sure, but I only got poop nugs left."

by KushKrabby May 14, 2024

poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011