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King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.
A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023
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LBJ 2ND KINGS

I INVENTED AND MADE LbJ 2nd KINGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ September 15, 2020
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cuban kings

hot ass hispanic gangsters, big dicked cubans that run robloxia.
“yo u heard of the cuban kings dawg? yes fham them niggas fat dicked
by roman18383 November 23, 2023
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Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era
Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023
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performance kings

Seventeen (Korean: 세븐틴), also stylized as SEVENTEEN or SVT, is a South Korean boy band formed by Pledis Entertainment in 2015. The group consists of 13 members: S.Coups, Jeonghan, Joshua, Jun, Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, DK, Mingyu, The8, Seungkwan, Vernon, and Dino.
friend: i wonder who the performance kings of kpop are
you: thats seventeen! (btw svt comeback october 22!)
by hugssvt September 23, 2021
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king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.
dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"
by klangrob August 16, 2011
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