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A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
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Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess
"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."
by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022
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Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight
by marckowski January 6, 2023
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as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd
" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"
by A random poster January 6, 2023
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Box Muncher

Someone who eats hella pussy and or dudes asses
Bro im a certified box muncher I ate this dudes ass so good
by Boxmucher5000 January 7, 2023
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Boxing

Boxing is socks off panties down
by Hshs svhdvdhdh November 20, 2018
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moving box

by hahhahahahhaahhahah xd November 29, 2018
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