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nuts lock up

When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.
My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA
by Ms.Kitten82 January 27, 2018
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mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge
"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice
by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018
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Legendary Second Nut

Definition - The rare occurrence of a male having a second full orgasm seconds after having the first one while in intercourse or oral sex.

Discovered in 1903 by American scientist studying how sex affects the body. The occurrences is very rare, only 1 out of a million can achieve it. Believed to be genetic.
Guy 1 - I was banging Morgan last night, and after I nutted I had a second one right after that was even bigger and better!

Guy 2 - Dude you achieved the Legendary Second Nut !
by chiggins_5 January 22, 2017
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Take him in the nuts

"To extend ones lower extremity into another's ball sack, preferably with foot"-
Boy I'd like to take to take him in the nuts
by Plaff January 23, 2017
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Nut Bust Supreme

A sexual act whereby the male busts a nut so hard that their sexual partner is erased from all time and space
Chad: Yooooooo, last night I hit my bitch with the Nut Bust Supreme, its gonna be tough explaining it to his parents tho...

Big C: Shit bro that's wicked, hol up , HIS parents.............

Chad:............
by Kheyan April 11, 2020
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Lose your nut

To loos your nut or how normal people say freak out
Wow I can handle this quiz I’m about to lose my nut

Relax your about too lose your nut
by ImmDevil April 14, 2020
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Gramp Nut Syndrome

Aka as Gramp Nut Syndrome where the mans gemstones get so saggy they look like grandpa nuts
Guy1: Do you have that GNS thingy?
Guy2: Yeah where it’s like your gemstones or nuts just get really saggy and old lookin?

GNS or Gramp Nut Syndrome is where a mans genitalia is very saggy and old looking
by AMOS @cadecarter80 June 22, 2020
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