new layer 2 bell

the new layer 2 bell is a metaphor for never giving up despite danger or sadness. if you "get the bell, the new layer 2 bell" it shows that you have learned from your mistakes and grown to become a better person

Friend 1: my dog died :(
Friend 2: thats so sad :(

1 month later

Friend 1: I GOT THE BELL!!
Friend 2: ?
Friend 1: THE NEW LAYER 2 BELL!!!! MY PARENTS ARE GETTING ME A NEW PC
Friend 2: YOOO

by soundwaveknight June 19, 2023

chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

New York Poop Exchange

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.

by crabwieners October 7, 2018

Talkin' Brand New Goods

The antonym of Talkin' Trash. The belittling of one's abilities or achivements, especially in a competitive setting, going beyond being humble.

A: You're gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)

by ntjohn March 22, 2009

Kaede New Town Posting

Kaede New Town Posting is a form of posting on a web service such as twitter, youtube, instagram and many others.
When someone "Kaede New Town Posts" it means they have uploaded some sort of text or something that contains things that happened in world famous 2007 hit romance comedy film "Kaede New Town"

123BlackGuy123: I love Kaede New Town
some stupid idiot: Stop Kaede New Town Posting
123BlackGuy123: How do I hide a body guys?
some stupid idiot: Im cumming

by Adam D Fan October 3, 2021

New York Rat War

A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.

Have you heard of the New York Rat War? That was vicious man.

by Rasterloner June 9, 2021

new tampa nice boy

a guy who lives in new tampa and is afraid of putting in effort or defending himself when insulted thus being "too nice"

Did you see how christian just stole zachs girlfriend?
Yeah, hes such a new tampa nice boy

by jesusarizona August 9, 2022