Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

massive bussy fart

when ur bussy makes a STINKY fart.. and it's massive bbg. It smells rank and rancid and u should probably wash ur ass with a rag and sum soap maybe a loofa if ur feeling fancy. if ur a bottom that is abstaining from sex u probably have done this b4.

That hoe just had a stank ass massive bussy fart.

by Yasscunt December 27, 2022

His name is Fart!

Another term for skrunkly, skrungly or scrimblo. Some you love, appreciate or like that's unconventionally loved, appreciated or liked.

"Look at this cat! His name is Fart!!"
"Aww what a silly little guy!!"

by VixenSynth_ April 23, 2023

That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"

by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

Bedsheet Cocktail Fart

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.

by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021

fart with follow through

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.

by RealWisDumbs February 20, 2021