Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess

"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."

by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022

Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Box Muncher

Someone who eats hella pussy and or dudes asses

Bro im a certified box muncher I ate this dudes ass so good

by Boxmucher5000 January 7, 2023

Taco box

An event or gathering that has all or most of the attendees as females. The opposite of a sausage party.

There is no men here. This is starting to look like a taco box .

by Kukaku Shima October 24, 2019

Hot box

The act of farting , sharting , or shitting, or otherwise creating an extremely pungent smell in a small enclosed space shared with someone else, and then disabling all possible ventilation, escaping and blocking all escape routes before the others notice, then listening (and possibly watching) their suffering as they try in vain to escape. A great way to end any relationship one might have with someone.

Bro 1: Dude, I hot boxed Julia at Malcolm's party yesterday.

Bro 2: Yeah, we heard her puking from downstairs. What the hell did you do?

Bro 1: Tacos, hot wings, and some nasty Thai food. I caught some of the smell, and let me tell you, it was awesome.

Malcolm: You owe us a new bathroom, Damian.

Bro 1: Oh shit!

by A real fking god. November 4, 2019

Menifee’s Box

The theory that if there is a 1/3 chance of a subject drinking piss out of a dunkin doughnuts “Box o’ Joe” then, by the transitive property, the subject drank 33% of the total Piss.

“Holy shit! I think someone pissed in one of those three bottles, and I saw Derrick drinking one!”
“Oh my lord, this is just like Menifee’s Box!”

by WomanTackler November 6, 2021