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Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.
1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.
by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006
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taco neck syndrome

A permenent crook in the neck (usually tending to stick at a 45 degree angle to the left or right) due to the over-eating abuse of hardshells tacos. The unnaturual exertions placed on the neck due to the "crunchy taco eating bend" develop into taco neck syndrome.

Reports have shown that cases of taco neck syndrome have been developing more and more frequently in instances of use with Taco Bell's new crunch wrap supreme, as well.
Shaquille O'Neal exhibits acute taco neck syndrome in his free throw shooting.
by Matt Ramamama July 2, 2006
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Harry Potter Syndrome

Harry Potter Syndrome (or HPS) is the phenononom when you begin to read a book (usually Harry Potter but also another interesting novel) around 11 pm. After reading a satisfying amount, you decide to go to bed. You look at your clock and realize it is now about 4 am.
John pulls into the office an hour late, with sleepy eyes.
John: Sorry guys, I got Harry Potter Syndrome last night.
Eduardo: *snicker* *snicker* Dork...
John: I guess... but Cedric died D:
Victor (who has been sitting in the corner this whole time): SHIT! THE MUGGLES KNOW!!!
by Ass Kicka November 14, 2011
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[Some Dude Syndrome]

The classic syndrome exhibited by those who got beat up, stabbed or shot, and dont want to admit they know who did it. usually by some wrong-doing over drugs or money owed.
dr smith: do you know what happened tonite?

Billy Bob: YA! i was standing on my porch, minding my own business, smoking a cigarette, and "some dude" came along and shot me!

dr smith: did you see this person?

billy bob: nope. it was just some dude.

i.e. some dude syndrome
by princessandrea1219 December 9, 2008
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Ugg boot syndrome

when someones uggs have slanted over to one side resulting in them walking like they're a retard. Caused by very cheap fake Ugg boots.
"ha look how that girls walking"
"somebodies got the Ugg Boot Syndrome"
by FUGG BOOT HATER February 1, 2010
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Wooden Leg Syndrome

Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.
"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."
by thetruthhurts.com November 27, 2009
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Harley Quinn Syndrome

Harley Quinn Syndrome (HQS) is a mental disorder created by none other than Deniz Dogan. Research on this disorder by Deniz Dogan is shown below:

5 Stages of Harley Quinn Syndrome

Stage 1 // Prologue ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ“š
the victim starts developing normal feelings

Stage 2 // Breakup ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ”ฅ
the relationship goes sour and starts to die โ˜ ๏ธ

Stage 3 // Devour ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ
the victim is really obsessed with the person that they love

Stage 4 // Revelation โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“™

the victim slowly starts to have a crisis over the offender

Stage 5 // Endgame ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’œ
the victim slowly starts to realize that the person they love is not the person they thought they loved so feelings start to break down

(jess please come back don't leave me i promise im a nice guy)
by denizdogan February 21, 2022
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