alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.

The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.

by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018

Splenda daddy

A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.

Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.

Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.

by missybitch April 21, 2017

Krabby Daddy

A male sexual partner who gives you crabs.

Gaggy: "Hey Gert. Who's your Krabby Daddy?"
Gert: "Which one?"

by Gaggy Rogers April 19, 2018

katelyns daddy

neymar jr is katelyns daddy, her real daddy is gone.

yo im neymar jr and im katelyns daddy

by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022

Daddy

A term to turn on ur boothang when they beaten that pussy up ayyyyyyyy

OMG daddy fuck this pussy up

by Kikibird September 9, 2019

daddy bot

daddy bot; A man who is known as the father of many, the king of wars, and the ruler of the world is a figure of great power and influence. With his unmatched military tactics and strategic planning, he has conquered lands far and wide, making him the undisputed ruler of an expansive empire. His subjects fear and revere him in equal measure, as his word is law and his authority absolute. The man's reputation for power and strength has spread far and wide, inspiring both admiration and envy among those who know of him. Despite the many challenges he has faced along the way, he has always emerged victorious, earning him a place in history as one of the greatest conquerors of all time.

Chad 1: Do you hear that war siren?
Chad 2: Oh shit, It's daddy bot, everyone bow down quick!

*Every single lady*: PLEASE MARRY ME

Chad 1: ALL HAIL KING DADDY BOT

by hot girl 69 from maldives February 17, 2023

Daddy

A hard, fast big dick daddy

Uhhhhhh Daddy keep gooiiinnggg

by Guueehhh August 1, 2022