james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

James Lyons

A kind Gentlemen. Really handsome, always ripped and shredded, very caring. He goes to the gym and works out at least 6 days a week. He is all for self improvement. Always working his way up to the top. He also will mew constantly and has an insane jawline. He basically looks like David Laid and is super hot. He is also really smart, and will always have your back. He also has a lot of money because of his business. If you pull a James Lyons, you're all set for life. Trust me ;)

"That James Lyons over there is so hot, he looks exactly like David Laid".
"Did you hear he got dux too".
"He is also a trillionaire".

by A hot man (very cool) March 17, 2024

James

James meaning the chosen one. They are demi-god like not only in wisdom but also in appearance and stature. They are very brave, strong, athletic and incredibly good looking. They are the epitome of a true man in every sense of the word. They are extremely smart and loyal. Respected amongst friends, colleagues and acquaintances. They would be the offspring of what it would be like had God mated with a super model. They are pure in every sense of the word. Always well hung and great lovers. Passionate and caring. They make the best lovers. If you have the luck to be with someone named James then never let him go or you will regret it. They are a "one of a kind" type of person

Girl 1: Hey who is that over there
Girl2: you must be talking about James
Girl1: wow now thats a true man

by *urbandictionary June 4, 2022

James Charles

A haunting figure that has no pp

Kyle: I’m scared

Devin: it’s ok we’ll be fine
James Charles: hi sisters
Kyle: shit where’s the shotgun

Devin: what the fuck!!!

by Shrekthicctho December 26, 2019

James

James is an amazing , handsome, generous person . He will love you no matter what, he is an amazing boyfriend because he gives the BEST hugs and kisses and will never let you go,
So if u know a James try and NOT let him go because he is the best person to have around .

Friend: " omg is that James "
Second friend :"yes it is James "

by Hannahxoxoxplm December 17, 2019

Le-thong James

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap

I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.

by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023

William James Livings

William James livings is a disturbed type of beast, he likes sticking his hands in his mouth after peeling off parts of his fungal disease from his foot. Not only that, it makes a habit of snotting on people’s shoulders, while pleasing themselves. Stay away

I’m distgusted it’s a “William James Livings”

by Angus Hands February 19, 2024