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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage
Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself
by Wiley j June 21, 2017
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Life

Life is great! You should really get one!
Life is like a Megan.
by Mituna/Gracie October 31, 2017
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Meaning Of Life

Have fun, enjoy living (playing video games in my opinion) or..................
Go to school then get a job to get money to survive to go to your job until you get old and retired and die.
Random Philosopher 1: what's the meaning of Life?
Random Philosopher 2:I just have sex for pleasure, that's my meaning of life.
Random Philosopher 1:Yeah, I should do that too,lets go for a threesome!
Random philosopher 2: Ok, why not.
by Potato Paltato Boi October 31, 2017
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Life

something that should've ended 3.85 billion years ago
girl 1: what's the meaning of life?
girl 2: dat should've ended long ago, my friend
by thisishowiyee November 4, 2017
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Life

A roller coaster of disappointment and sadness but can also be thrilling and exciting
I have not had the best life but I have not had the worst
by Kevin Fernandez April 19, 2018
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Life

Life is odd, you come shooting out of your mom and end up later buried six-feet under the earth.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm ugly, but hey that's life.
by Axl Cobain November 13, 2017
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