No Doggy Style December

You cannot doggy-style in December or you'll lose your balls

Girl: Lets have sex
Boy: I can't or I'll lose No Doggy Style December
Girl: we're breaking up

by LLL's smelly cock September 12, 2021

december 17th

kiss your crush(especially if it’s his birthday)!

*kisses*
“what was that for”

“it’s december 17th!

by hendjdj September 19, 2021

December 3rd

Chili appreciation day

did you guys know december 3rd is when we appreciate chili

by hotcihli September 25, 2021

December 4th.

The day halimah and Jay z was born.

??: happy birthday halimahhh.
Halimah :it is my birthday cs it’s december 4th.

by dumbchickdumbthiccc September 25, 2021

december 3

december 3rd- national give someone a hoodie day. as conan gray said “i still remember, 3rd of december, me in your sweater” in honor of heather by conan gray, u bitches gotta give some lucky person ur hoodie <3

guy1: hey bro it’s december 3rd
guy2: oh yea i better give them my hoodie then
guy1: LOVE YOU CONAN ❤️❤️

by de4dly.qu33f September 26, 2021

sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

by NotThePed0FromUrNeighborhood September 26, 2021

December 20

A girl who’s name begins with P has to suck your balls day

Hey Porscha it’s December 20th, suck me please!

by AmiriBK- September 27, 2021