by HAZ_SHAKE May 15, 2020
Get the simpmug. Pickle: "Drinks at mine tonight?"
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward
*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*
by Sincerelytheboys July 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke
by Skatershoes May 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.
Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”
by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020
Get the simp kingmug. Someone who does way too much for a person they like looking for a reaction or attention out of the person.
by Yazouna August 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 