Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022

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yellow water falls

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.

she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

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Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

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Water slut

Someone who REALLY is into keeping hydrated. They gulp down huge amounts of water at a time, letting it drip down their face and all over the place, similar to how a regular slut gulps down cum.

May also be a water nigga or hydro homie.

u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty water slut

by bonespook July 2, 2020

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