bellers before fellers +hoes

a phrase only to be used by real taco bellers that signifies that bellers come before all men (except parker) and hoes.

person 1: hey wanna go on a date

beller: nah i got work
person 1: just skip for me ;)
beller: NO (pulls out dog tag) BELLERS BEFORE FELLERS +HOES

by beller fr October 18, 2022

Fear of Felix (FOF)

A phobia of Felix. Anyone within a certain radius of Felix who suffers from FOF may experience severe anxiety etc. Alternatively, FOF can also be used as an acronym meaning "Fuck off Felix"

"No sorry, I cant play Ludo with you, I have Fear of Felix (FOF)"

Felix: "Wanna hang out today?"
Kitty: "FOF"

by fof_sufferer October 21, 2022

polycythemia vera feline

Polycythemia Vera for felines is basically the same as when a human would get it. A cat produces to much red blood cells causing blood clots that effect the brain and heart causes their body to shut down. A cat that has Polycythemia Vera will have its life shorten and might only live 10 years. Cats that have this will need to be bleed every month, what I mean by that is that they need to take lots of blood from their body and then inject liquid into their body to produce more. That’s taking out lots of red blood cells so that they can survive. Keep in mind that this is a really rare blood cancer. I’m just writing what I know because my cat has Polycythemia Vera.. (I forgot to mention that chemotherapy is a treatment, not sure if it full treatments or if it has a big chance of killing your cat.. The treatment is around 250 not exactly sure. Also don’t take this information, I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to accidentally kill your cat, so please talk to a high experienced vet.)

My cat has Polycythemia Vera feline! I need to do my best to give her a great life.

by 💙Berry❤️ October 22, 2022

Kevin and Felix

Cum chums, Bone bros, Brothers with benifits, smallest cocks in the universe.

Kevin and Felix is gay

by Fredrik1232414525 February 8, 2023

Smeller is the feller

The person that smelled the fart, is the person who farted

**Someone said they smelled a fart**
Response:
the “smeller is the feller”

by Mase February 17, 2023

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023